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Total Medals Earned: 99 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,250 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 12/4/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 12/4/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 12/4/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Exterminator Unlocked 10/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 10/6/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/6/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 10/6/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 10/6/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 11/13/09
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/13/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/30/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 12/4/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses Unlocked 12/4/09
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
YouWin Unlocked 12/4/09
25 Points
You Win.
Tilt Unlocked 12/4/09
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack Unlocked 12/4/09
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.

Medals Earned: 5/10 (260/485 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 11/13/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 11/13/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 11/13/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 11/13/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 11/13/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 11/13/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Wrong Way Unlocked 12/4/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 11/26/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory Unlocked 11/26/09
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Gojira Unlocked 10/31/09
10 Points
Make a new friend!
The Girl Unlocked 10/31/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Zero Vengeance Unlocked 11/26/09
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/19 (60/430 points)

Glass Fish Rhythm

Beginning of the End Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Make it to the evil wizard.
Level Too Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Beat level two!
Level Won Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Beat level one.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game!
Achievements Achieved 100 Points Get all the in-game achievements!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)